Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
