wrigley field is MILF paradise
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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