Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
She tied me up with her honor cords...
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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