There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
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I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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