Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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