You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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