Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
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so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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