I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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