all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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