I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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