Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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