I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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