Actions speak louder than pants.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
We need to get me chipped asap
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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