This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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