I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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