Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
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Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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