I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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