Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
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