a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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