love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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