Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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