there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
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No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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