I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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