You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
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I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
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I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
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