Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
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We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
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