I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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