It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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