yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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