I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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