I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
How's work?
Spinning.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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