I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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