I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
We don't watch enough power rangers
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Randomize
