I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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