A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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