Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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