Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
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Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
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Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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