Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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