Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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