week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
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Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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