Dude my mom stole all your condoms
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I have feelings that need drinking.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I have post one night stand depression
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