Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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