I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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