Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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