I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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