I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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