I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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