omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
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