I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Who did Billy Mays play for?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
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he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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