ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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