She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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