why didn't you poke me back
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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