spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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