What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
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I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Randomize