so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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