Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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