my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
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