dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
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I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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