so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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