YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
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"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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