i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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